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• North Korea has launched two short-range missiles into the East Sea as joint military exercises between the US and South Korea get underway.
• France has shut down the country's oldest nuclear power plant at Fessenheim after regular inspection found a defect in a water pipe.
• British authorities say the ISIS militant "Jihadi John" has been linked to a failed 2005 attempt to bomb London's Underground.
• Chinese Communist Party leaders are meeting this week to set economic goals for the country and have cut interest rates ahead of the yearly meeting.
• Ride share company Uber has admitted that a data breach last May could have exposed the names and driver's license numbers of as many as 50,000 drivers for the company.