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• Benjamin Netanyahu will remain Prime Minister after his Likud party took 29 seats in Israel's 120-seat parliament in yesterday's elections and is expected to form a far-right coalition.
• The US Secret Service says an envelope mailed to the White House tested "presumptive positive" for cyanide, no injuries reported so far.
• The US Presbyterian Church has come closer to approving same-sex marriage in the church's constitution, a move that could split the denomination.
• Protests of the European Central Bank's new headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany turned violent as cars were set on fire and protesters clashed with German police.
• Health care provider Premera Blue Cross says a cyber attack last May could have exposed the info of 11 million customers.