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• NASA's Messenger space probe has ended its 11-year mission orbiting Mercury as the probe finally ran out of fuel and crashed on the planet's surface.
• Baltimore police have handed over the results of their investigation into the death of Freddie Gray over to prosecutors as the city entered a fourth night of curfew.
• House Republicans have passed the first joint budget plan in six years, calling for $5 trillion in cuts to social programs over nine years and earning veto threats from President Obama.
• Tesla Motors is adapting its electric car battery technology to home and small business use for Powerwall, its new series of products to store power created from renewable energy.
• Apple and IBM are teaming up with Japan's postal service to give millions of iPads to seniors for wide distribution of wellness and monitoring the country's aging population.