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• Police say a "58-year-old white man with a criminal record" opened fire in a movie theater in Lafayette, Louisiana last night, killing 2 and wounding 7 before turning the gun on himself.
• The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that pharmacy owners in Washington State cannot cite religious reasons as justification to refuse to dispense medicine or provide services.
• Health insurance giant Anthem says it will purchase Cigna Corp. for $54.2 billion creating the country's largest health insurance company, in response to rival Aetna purchasing Humana.
• President Obama arrives in Nairobi, Kenya today to meet with Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, his first trip to the country since being elected president.
• NASA scientists have discovered Kepler-452b some 1,400 light-years away, the most similar exoplanet yet to an Earth-like orbit around a G2-class star like our own sun.