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• Former Democratic Senator Jim Webb of Virginia has announced his bid for the White House in 2016, becoming the fifth Democrat to join the race.
• The first US measles death since 2003 has been reported in Washington State, according to health officials, who say the woman's cause of death was only discovered during autopsy.
• The International Monetary Fund is warning that Greece will need another 50 billion euros over the next three years in order to pay its bills.
• Energy giant BP has settled claims with several Gulf Coast states to the tune of $18.7 billion stemming for the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill, the largest settlement in US history.
• North America is officially out of IPv4 addresses for internet assignment, but the newer IPv6 standard is now gaining momentum.