StupidiNews!

• Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has been dropped by the company after 15 years after an FBI raid in Fogle's home Tuesday near Indianapolis.
• Baylor University has removed "homosexual acts" from the school's code of misconduct as the world's largest Baptist university calls the change part of "a caring community".
• European Union creditors are giving Greece until Sunday to come up with reforms or risk being ejected from the euro currency at an emergency summit this weekend.
• British Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne will deliver the first Tory-majority budget to Parliament in nearly two decades in what is expected to be a major swing towards austerity.
• AT&T is reportedly offering a promise to make low-cost internet available to subscribers if lawmakers, the DoJ, and the FCC approve its deal to buy DirecTV.