StupidiNews!

• Pope Francis arrives in Washington DC tonight to meet with President Obama and begin his six-day visit to the US.
• Pennsylvania's Supreme Court has suspended the law license of Attorney General Kathleen Kane as she faces criminal charges of leaking information from her office to reporters.
• Former Peanut Corporation of America owner Stewart Parnell has received 28 years in federal prison for his conviction in knowingly shipping peanuts tainted with salmonella in 2009.
• Chinese President Xi Jinping will arrive in Seattle today ahead of scheduled trade talks with President Obama later this week.
• Apple will reportedly be in the electric car market in four years, as the Wall Street Journal reports the company is staffing up to make earlier rumors into a reality sometime in 2019.