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• French police have conducted a raid in a Parisian suburb and have arrested five looking for the purported coordinator of Friday's attacks, the raid also meant to stop possible further attacks.
• Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has ended his GOP 2016 presidential campaign, saying "it wasn't his time" as he languished at the bottom of the polls.
• Two people are dead and 360,000 remain without power this morning after a major storm swept Seattle overnight, flood watches and warnings for the Puget Sound area remain.
• In Manila at the APEC summit, President Obama says that he supports bold international measures to settle island disputes in the South China Sea, many of which involve China.
• NASA may be launching a mission to land on Jupiter's frozen moon Europa in the next decade, a moon that contains the solar system's largest ocean underneath its icy crust.