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• US Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps extended his record total as the world's most decorated athlete last night swimming the anchor leg to his 21st gold in the Men's 4x200 relay.
• Pacific Gas and Electric has been found guilty on multiple federal charges resulting from a 2010 residential area pipeline explosion that killed eight.
• At least 11 babies died in a maternity ward hospital fire in Baghdad on Wednesday, the fire was apparently caused by an electrical fault.
• Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan easily won his primary last night in Wisconsin after a grudging endorsement from GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.
• Cable internet startup Wow plans to bring gigabit fiber internet to five cities in 2016 as the company enters the fiber internet market against Google and AT&T.