StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Matthew continues to dump feet of rain on Haiti and southeastern Cuba today and could threaten Florida by the end of the week, Gov. Rick Scott has already declared a state of emergency.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin has suspended a plutonium clean-up treaty with the US over Syria, saying the treaty now qualifies as a bargaining chip with Washington.
• Three British scientists have been awarded this year's Nobel Prize for Physics based on the trio's work in exotic phases of matter and superconductors.
• Former Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine and current Indiana Gov. Mike Pence will square off in tonight's Vice-Presidential Debate at Longwood University near DC.
• Facebook is taking on Craigslist and eBay with its new Marketplace app, rolling out to all mobile users in the US, UK and ANZAC regions this week.