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• Residents of the Bahamas are bracing for Hurricane Matthew, now a strong Category 3 storm, as it churns northward towards Nassau and Miami after devastating Haiti and Cuba yesterday.
• Voters in more than a dozen states are already casting early voting ballots for president as Americans are taking advantage of the chance to vote ahead of November 8th.
• Three scientists as part of an international team are splitting this year's Nobel Prize in Chemistry for work on molecular machines that could lead to new materials.
• Miami has taken the dubious honor of top spot among America's most unequal cities when it comes to income, edging out Atlanta and New Orleans.
• Hacker Guccifer 2.0 has released what he claims are documents from the Clinton Foundation, but some of the documents appear to be public domain and even propaganda.