StupidiNews!

• Missouri police are still searching for survivors after 11 people were killed and several injured when a duck boat capsized during a thunderstorm near Branson's Table Rock Lake.
• Israeli lawmakers have approved a bill that defines the country as a strictly Jewish state, bringing harsh criticism from Israeli Arabs and Christians and the European Union.
• French President Emmanuel Macron has fired a bodyguard caught on camera beating a protester during May Day protests in Paris after "new facts" emerged about the incident this week.
• Donald Trump says America is "ready to go" on nearly a half-trillion in Chinese import tariffs as his trade war with Beijing escalates to a new level that could greatly affect the global economy.
• Cable giant Comcast has folded its cards on the bidding war with Disney over 21st Century Fox's media properties, Disney will pay $71.3 billion for Fox's movie and TV assets.