StupidiNews!

• All 103 passengers aboard an AeroMexico flight from Durango have survived after their airliner crashed upon takeoff, at least 49 have been hospitalized but no deaths have been reported.
• A federal judge has halted the planned posting of 3D-printed gun blueprints online hours before the scheduled release, saying the untraceable weapons could cause "irreparable harm."
• Thieves in Sweden have made off with two royal crowns and an orb from a cathedral where the funeral regalia of King Karl IX were on display, the thieves escaped by boat and police are searching.
• China is calling the Trump regime's raising of proposed tariffs on $200 billion worth of yearly Chinese goods from 10% to 25% "blackmailing" as trade talks between the two nations have stalled.
• A new report finds that the vast majority of Americans have either only one choice for a broadband internet service provider, or no broadband service options at all.