StupidiNews!

• More than one million in North and South Carolina are expected to evacuate coastal areas in the path of Hurricane Florence, now a Category 4 monster storm headed for Wilmington by Friday.
• Russia has launched its largest military drills ever held, the "Vostok-2018" joint exercises held with China and Mongolia are being condemned by NATO as preparations for "large-scale conflict".
• US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says the US will not move to block Pakistan from getting an IMF bailout despite July comments from Pompeo that the US had "serious reservations."
• A measure of small business owner confidence has hit a record high as Republicans seek to make January tax cuts permanent before midterm elections.
• California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed into law the state's bill to go to 100% renewable energy by 2045, and signed an executive order mandating the state be carbon-neutral by then too.