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• Former Zimbabwean strongman Robert Mugabe has died at age 95, he had ruled the country for over three decades before being deposed in a coup in 2017.
• UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he would rather be "dead in a ditch" than delay any Brexit deal past October 31, but he may not have much of a choice as his government keeps losing votes.
• Warning signs for the US economy continue to flash red as farm loan delinquencies in Wisconsin are up sharply as Donald Trump's trade war with China continues to hurt agriculture markets.
• Ivanka Trump is visiting Argentina and bringing millions for new road projects with her as the White House wants to shore up allies in South America.
• Energy Secretary Rick Perry is trashing Obama-era lightbulb efficiency standards completely, a move that will almost certainly be challenged in federal court.