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(CNN) -- A San Francisco-based advocacy group known as Male Genital Mutilation Bill has collected enough signatures on its petition to ban circumcision that the proposal will appear on the city's November electoral ballot.

This petition will make circumcision a misdemeanor if performed on boys under age 18, punishable by a fine of $1,000 and up to a year in jail. A similar effort is under way in Santa Monica, supported by the San Diego-based MGM, which has prepared anti-circumcision legislation in 46 states.

Some say you must draw the line on parents' rights to make decisions for their children at "bodily mutilation." If that is the case, then they should consider another very common and usually harmless procedure, often performed on infant females: ear-piercing. About 20% of baby girls suffer minor complications from ear piercing; about 3% suffer major ones. Complications include swelling, drainage, infection, bleeding, cyst formation, large scars and trauma. Surely such piercing should be banned before anyone bans circumcision.

Okay, a few things here.  First, circumcision has some clear medical  benefits, including reducing transmission of STDs and UTIs during infancy that can affect kidneys in adulthood.  Ear piercing may be steeped in tradition but offers no practical advantage to babies.

I'm not saying either practice should be required or outlawed.  It makes sense to me that these decisions should be left to the parents to decide, based on their beliefs and choices.  Making this illegal is just an attempt for a small group of people to warp the law to support their beliefs.  That is the crime here, not a surgery performed on a child who will have no memory of the procedure.

That's how I'm calling it, anyway.  As always, I am interested in what you folks think.

Bohemian Rhapsody Revisited

Bohemian Rhapsody is one of my favorite songs of all time.  So much so that I have spent two years practicing the chords and rhythms that would allow a solo violin performance.  Still, no matter how much you study something, there is always the opportunity to learn more.

This article is full of trivia about both Freddie Mercury and the song itself, some of which I have never heard before, some of which I only know because I love Mercury as a musician and have studied his compositions in detail. I included some of the gems below:

Freddie Mercury used a piano as the headboard of his bed. The double-jointed Mercury would awake with inspiration, reach up and back behind his head and play what he'd heard in his dreams. This was how Bohemian Rhapsody began.

Senior Lecturer in English at UCL and Queen fan Matthew Beaumont says: "The architecture of Bohemian Rhapsody - and it is an architecture - is self-consciously, ostentatiously baroque. It is rich in ornate, curious details, occasionally Moorish in provenance. Also in soaring, sometimes dizzy-making, shifts of register and in a lachrymose emotiveness that is almost impossible to resist."


It's also impossible to resist seeking something autobiographical in the lyric. Paul Gambaccini told Kirsty Young: "Tim Rice has this theory that it's to do with [Mercury] coming to terms with being gay, and I think there's a lot in that - the resignation, the abandonment of a previous role." The allusions to persecution and secret love in Galileo, Figaro and the rest don't hurt this theory, but not everyone agrees.

Indeed, it's the language in the court scene that arouses most curiosity. There's a touch of Italian culture: Scaramouche is a buffoonish stock character in commedia dell'arte; Galileo was a Florentine astronomer found guilty of heresy by the Inquisition and Figaro is the title character of Rossini's opera The Barber of Seville, in which he helps true love to prevail.


Some hypothesize that this song is a testament to Mercury's coming to grips with being gay.  It speaks of loneliness, sadness, acceptance and pain, all realities for a gay man in his profession and period of time.  Some say it was just a musical masterpiece waiting to be born, and I find myself falling into this train of thought.  Freddie wrote a lot of music, and the one thing that always carried from song to song was a classically sound musical experiement.  He knew what worked, and he wasn't afraid to leave his comfort zone to try something new.  That is how I think of him, and I of course realize I am not alone in that regard.

What do you guys think?  It is just headbanging good fun, or an attempt to say something through a clever blend of musical styles?

Orange Julius Threatens To Pull The Plug On Libya

It seems House Speaker John Boenher is now saying Republicans will look into eliminating funding for operations in Libya unless Obama plays ball.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) isn't buying the White House's "Libya War isn't really a war" explanation of why they're not in violation of the War Powers Act.

Next week, he says, the House may be prepared to take action to block the administration's intervention -- and one option he's looking at is cutting off funds.

"[T]he ultimate option is the House in fact -- the Congress has the power of the purse," Boehner told reporters at a Capitol press briefing. "And certainly that is an option as well."

Boehner was unsatisfied by the explanation the White House offered in a report to Congress Wednesday, explaining their compliance with the law.

Gosh, remember when Democrats defunded Bush's war in Iraq and Afghanistan?   Oh wait, that didn't happen, and those who tried were derided by Republicans as traitors and terrorist sympathizers who were surrendering to our enemies.  But put a Democrat in the White House, and suddenly the Republicans are all about defunding the warmongers.

Funny how that works.

Fuel For Thought

It's looking like there's an increasing push in the Senate to end energy subsidies, starting with ethanol subsidies that are pushing up corn prices.

The Senate agreed Thursday to do away with an ethanol tax credit, a pivotal sign of waning support for industry subsidies amid mounting concerns over deficit spending and the nation's mounting debt.

The 73-27 vote to advance the proposal drew support from across party lines as farm state senators found little backing for the tax break that government accountants have called duplicative and unnecessary.

Still, ending the ethanol credit is unlikely to happen soon, as the legislation was attached to a stalled economic development bill.

Despite pressure on Republican senators not to allow a tax hike by eliminating the nearly $6-billion annual subsidy, a majority of GOP senators gave their support in yet another signal of their willingness to do away with some tax breaks – a point that has become a critical factor in deficit-reduction talks with the White House.

The end of ethanol subsidies appears to be the price paid to end oil and other energy company subsidies as well.  Getting 73 votes in the Senate is no easy task, and the message is clear to all involved.  Oh, the Heritage Foundation and other far right outfits are crying foul, saying Republicans are breaking their "no new taxes" pledge by doing this, but the country's overwhelmingly for ending tax breaks for companies who are making billions in profits, and no amount of spin is going to sell that in this economic maelstrom.

Even the Senate can see the writing on the wall here.  Of course, this just means the energy companies will have to get their money through some other means, and they will.

StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The UN Human Rights Council has passed an unprecedented resolution calling on equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation.
• Former President Jimmy Carter called on US officials to decriminalize marijuana, but was quickly rebuffed by the Obama administration.
• San Francisco's ballot measure to ban male circumcision is being called anti-Semitic and anti-Islamic.
• Hollywood's rush to 3-D is falling afoul of the economic crunch and audience members preferring 2-D films.
• New studies show that global climate change could drastically affect the availability of water for Rocky Mountain states.

Last Call

Taylor Marsh argues that Michele Bachmann is a real threat to Obama in 2012, because she's friendly and empathetic.  Yes, the Bachmanniac is friendly and feels your pain.

Mrs. Bachmann is touching on a real problem for Pres. Obama, which is he just doesn’t connect emotionally and it is his style, but it manifests in the feeling that he doesn’t seem to get what’s going on with people. His recent interview with Ann Curry I highlighted that sounded like he wanted a second term for the sake of it is another part of this problem.

Marsh's proof of this?  Why the words of Karl Rove and John Hindraker, of course.

Going against your type is the strongest counterweight to reveal depth of purpose, if not character. This is the most interesting move from Bachmann, revealing her camp not only gets it’s the economy that is the Right’s best weapon, but that the human element of tapping into the emotions driving how people feel about the economy is something she and her team gets, too.

There are a lot of women out there in Republican primary land who are sick to death of the men running their party. The boys’ club better take Hinderaker’s advice to start paying attention. 

Bachmann's policies of course are besides the point.  It's all about touchy-feely stuff, and Americans just aren't smart enough to handle policy positions.  So once again we're back to cold, unfeeling, overly intellectual Obama (or the GOP equivalent of cold, unfeeling, incredibly stupid Obama) and policies don't matter a damn.

Yes, we're to the point where" progressives" are asking why Obama can't be more like Michele Bachmann.  Awesome.

The Brits Are Getting It Right On Banking

Britain's bank head, George Osborne, is taking the first real concrete step towards solving the Too Big To Fail regime:  reinstating the separation of retail banks from investment banks.

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne announced a major overhaul of Britain's banks Wednesday by approving a separation of their retail and investment businesses to help avoid another global financial crisis.


Osborne, part of the Conservative party heading a coalition with the Liberal Democrats, also unveiled the privatisation of Northern Rock, three years after it was nationalised to save it from collapse in the global financial crisis of 2008.

In a high-profile annual address to finance leaders in central London, Osborne backed the findings of the government-appointed Independent Commission on Banking (ICB) which earlier this year called for a "ring-fencing" of retail businesses.

"Today I have told the Commission that the government endorses both these proposals in principle... We will make these changes to banking to protect taxpayers in the future," he said.

Osborne said he had taken the decision bearing in mind a "British dilemma".

"As a global financial centre that generates hundreds of thousands of jobs, a successful banking and financial services industry is clearly in our national economic interests," he said.

"But we cannot afford to let it pose a risk to the stability and prosperity of the nation's entire economy."

This is pretty huge news.  When the firewall between retail banks and investment banks was destroyed here in the US by Congress and President Clinton, it set the stage for the disaster that followed just eight years later.  Britain too followed suit on repealing these provisions, and the result was a nightmare manifest.

Odds of this happening in the US of course are as close to zero as things ever get in Washington politics.  With trillions of dollars at stake, there's no way our lawmakers would dare do something like this.  And that's an incredible shame.

No Respect, I'm Telling Ya

Yesterday's Nancy Pelosi press conference had the networks salivating about her disposing of Anthony Weiner, but when she said she'd rather talk about jobs, the networks turned her off.  All of them.

Her conference began minutes after the news of Weiner's impending resignation leaked, and so reporters and cameras scrambled to what otherwise would have been a fairly routine press event. Indeed, because Dems are in the minority, it's not uncommon for Pelosi events to be under-attended by members the media. Not this time.

Unfortunately for them, Pelosi refused to offer a money quote. In a sign that Democrats want to turn the page on the Weiner scandal, she insisted up front that she'd maintain silence on Weiner's resignation until he announced it himself.

"As usual we're here to talk about jobs, about protecting Medicare and protecting the middle class. If you're here to ask a question about Congressman Weiner, I won't be answering any."

If you thought disappointed news networks decided then to make do with the other items on her agenda, you'd be wrong. All three of the major cable nets -- CNN, MSNBC, and Fox -- all cut away right then. 

Way to go, "liberal media".   Nobody wants to hear politicians talk about what needs to be done about jobs, certainly not America's unemployed.  No, we want dirt on Weiner!  How dare she not give it to us.  Screw her!

Oh, but Nancy learned her lesson and put out a statement yesterday after Weiner resigned.

"Congressman Weiner exercised poor judgment in his actions and poor judgment in his reaction to the revelations," said a statement by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-California, who had pushed Weiner to step down. "Today, he made the right judgment in resigning."

Gotta feed the machine.

A Little Old School Fascism For New School Bloggers

A former CIA spy comes clean about Bush-era abuses of power targeting anti-war bloggers during Bush's second term.

Glenn L. Carle, a former Central Intelligence Agency officer who was a top counterterrorism official during the administration of President George W. Bush, said the White House at least twice asked intelligence officials to gather sensitive information on Juan Cole, a University of Michigan professor who writes an influential blog that criticized the war.

In an interview, Mr. Carle said his supervisor at the National Intelligence Council told him in 2005 that White House officials wanted “to get” Professor Cole, and made clear that he wanted Mr. Carle to collect information about him, an effort Mr. Carle rebuffed. Months later, Mr. Carle said, he confronted a C.I.A. official after learning of another attempt to collect information about Professor Cole. Mr. Carle said he contended at the time that such actions would have been unlawful.

It is not clear whether the White House received any damaging material about Professor Cole or whether the C.I.A. or other intelligence agencies ever provided any information or spied on him. Mr. Carle said that a memorandum written by his supervisor included derogatory details about Professor Cole, but that it may have been deleted before reaching the White House. Mr. Carle also said he did not know the origins of that information or who at the White House had requested it. 

If you think Juan Cole was the only blogger the Bushies went after, you're mad.  I've long suspected stuff like this happened, but to have confirmation of it is quite another thing.  This is what real fascism looks like, sending the CIA after people who publicly disagree with the policies of the administration.

Par for the course.  But of course we have to leave the past behind us...

Don't Forget The Sparkle Glue And Pee In This Cup, Citizen

Glenn and Kathy Kiederer's 12-year-old daughter wanted to join the school scrapbooking club. The Shohola couple was surprised at the consent form she brought home two years ago. It acknowledged that to be in the club, she would undergo a urine test for drugs and submit to random drug tests in the future.


"I feel I'm being coerced into signing this paper," Glenn Kiederer said Monday during a hearing in Pike County. "To drug test at this age makes it normal for them. If it's normal, when they have children, what will be normal for them? A chip in your arm that tracks where you go?"

The family believes the drug test is a violation of civil rights. The ACLU of Pennsylvania is suing the district on behalf of the Kiederers.


The policy requires some students — those who participate in extracurricular activities or who drive to school — to submit to a mandatory initial drug and alcohol test. Those students must then submit to random testing throughout the year.

If it's that widespread of a problem, parents can drug test and treat their kids.  If the parents do not choose to do so, the school has no right to force this on students.  They teach them their rights in class, and teach them those rights don't apply on the football field... or in scrapbooking meetings.  Our kids deserve our protection.  Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating drug use among children. I am, however, stating that due process and all rights should be respected in the solutions.  If there is that much of a drug problem, perhaps raising awareness and having security measures would be a better option.  Otherwise, we are forcing kids who may be suffering from addiction to hide in the shadows, a pattern that already plagues adult drug users and leads them to avoid activities that might be a healthy replacement for drug use.

This is the wrong way to treat a serious problem.  Not only do we have a Constitutional problem here, but we also have the issue of schools overstepping their boundaries.  Let's nip this in the bud before more damage is done.

Let's Try "Chocolate" Next Time, Please

CLEVELAND - The creator of an iPhone app used to manipulate and add effects to photos is under fire for using a racial slur in the name of a special effect.

The app, called “Picture Effect Magic,” is available in a free and paid version in the Apple App Store. The latest version is 1.8 and has a post date of June 10, 2011.

In the list of possible photo effects is one called, “54 N****r-brown.” In selecting this effect, it makes the image a brownish tint. In the list, it is near other similar effects that make the image purple, blue or warm.

Apple, which approves all apps before they are put on the market, has not commented yet.  The author seemed apologetic in a note that stated: “Feel so sorry to have expression mistake,New version will coming soon(sic)."  There is a chance the author did not realize the phrase was inappropriate because of cultural and geographic differences.  What is surprising is that Apple allowed this to pass and that the reaction wasn't even more severe than it was.  While Americans generally understand the connotations of this word, it isn't as easy to explain to those not surrounded by our media and steeped in our country's history.  Think it's easy?  Imagine explaining it to a child.  I recently had to break down some information for my niece, who would never hurt anyone's feelings on purpose but was confused by the use of the word in some rap music and movie lines, and the zero tolerance for that word in our family. 

Interesting that it hit the market, now I'm curious to see how it is handled.  Any guesses?

Useful Idiots At Netroots Nation

Our "liberal media" is having a fun time with this year's Netroots Nation conference in Minneapolis, and it's hard for them not to pass out from sheer ecstasy when Russ Feingold's keynote speech is all about how evil Obama is for taking corporate money, and Dan Choi is ripping up Obama flyers and saying he won't support the President.

Needless to say, "progressives hate Obama" is the only story that matters to the Village.  Even Howard Dean got in on the action.

Former DNC chairman Howard Dean also addressed the opening day of the conference, noting that “grousing about the president is a stage we have to go through.” Dean said he will continue to support the president, but rather than focus on Obama, he suggested, people should focus on what they can do in their own communities.

“We are responsible for the change we can believe in,” he said. “Change does not come from Washington, DC. Change comes from the bottom up.”

“Politicians follow. They don’t lead. We lead, collectively, all of us.”

So at best, Obama needs to be bypassed.  That's a super message to have going into the campaign silly season.  And people wonder why the media doesn't take progressives seriously enough, and how the Republicans got control of the House along with dozens of state legislatures in 2010.

Ripping up flyers is certainly going to solve all our problems, eh?

Greek Fire, Part 33

Things are getting very ugly in Greece, folks, to the point where it's fashionable to openly talk about how bad things could get if the Greek Fire burns down the government of Georges Papandreou.

Beyond the immediate hit to banks, the biggest fear is that of contagion -- a difficult-to-predict chain reaction that could roil markets and make it harder for other indebted countries to cope with their debts, with the result being higher borrowing costs for eurozone countries.

Some even say the end of that road could be one or more of the weakest euro members -- such as Greece -- leaving the shared currency, though the political will to prevent that remains strong.

Some are comparing a Greek default to the collapse of U.S. investment bank Lehman Brothers in September, 2008, which triggered the most severe phase of the world financial crisis, freezing credit markets and leading to a slump in global trade.

It's not clear a Greek default would be that sweeping, but economists say that like Lehman's collapse, its damage could be greater than expected.

"The risk of a 'Lehman moment' for the eurozone is increasing," says Neil MacKinnon, analyst at VTB Capital. "The nature of the eurozone debt and banking crisis is similar to previous financial crises in modern times because of the inter-connectedness between the banking sectors and government debt."

Now last time I checked, Greece (the country, some $330 billion in GDP) was only about half the size of Lehman Brothers (the company, some $600 billion in assets) was when it fell.   But the problem, as it was with Lehman, is counterparties.

A whole mess of European banks own Greek bonds right now, and Greek bonds are getting to the "completely worthless" stage of the game.  Greek 2-year rates are now above 30%. the equivalent of big red AWOOOGA "Nigerian email scam" klaxons.  Imagine how bad your credit would have to be to get a 30% interest rate on a credit card, and you see the kind of trouble Greece is in.

The bottom line is that the fate of the Greek government will be decided in the next several days, perhaps as soon as Sunday.  If the Greek vote to accept the EU's bailout terms fails, then literally all bets are off as to what will happen.

I've been chasing the Greek Fire story for over a year now, and it's looking like things about to go up in a towering inferno very very soon.  Iceland defaulted on $85 billion three years ago, and they're back in the game now.  But an Iceland style default plan may not work on Greece.

“People should be careful when it comes to drawing comparisons between Iceland on the one hand, and Greece, Portugal, Spain and Ireland on the other,” Finance Minister Steingrimur J. Sigfusson said in an interview in Reykjavik. “Iceland didn’t have the ability to save the banks. Trying to rewrite the events that led to that eventuality as some sort of an export product is irresponsible.”

Iceland’s success in rebuilding its economy has been contrasted with the plight of euro member Ireland by economists including Nobel laureate Paul Krugman. Ireland, where most bank debt has been protected by a state guarantee since 2008, would have been better off using Iceland’s “bankrupting yourself to recovery” model, Krugman argued in a Nov. 24 New York Times column. Sigfusson says the advice could be dangerous, as European leaders try to agree on how investors share the cost of a second Greek rescue. 

Then again...it might work.  The sure losers will be the European banks of course...but how much damage will they do as they thrash about on fire?

Exciting New Horizons In Obama Derangement Syndrome

GOP "moderate" Tim Pawlenty's campaign ground game in New Hampshire is assisted by a man named Ray Shakir.  This guy's a real piece of work, alright.

Pawlenty, for instance, has repeatedly dismissed the unfounded rumors questioning President Obama's US citizenship. Shakir, however, says Obama is "a jungle alien. Because that's what he is—he's not an American. You can call me a birther if you want." Shakir claims the long-form birth certificate recently released by the Obama administration is merely a clever forgery. (The Pawlenty campaign did not respond to a request for comment.)


Moving to other issues, Shakir called human-caused climate change "bullshit" and accused liberals of "trying to destroy this country."

"They're brainwashing people," he says.

Shakir has a history of rhetorical flamethrowing. He's referred to President Obama as "Borat Hussein O'Bummer" and suggested he is "a radical, subversive, con-artist fraud." His repertoire also includes referring to Democrats as "Democ-Rats," Bill Clinton as a "charlatan," and former vice president Al Gore as "vice circus barker." In 2007, he called then-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton "Osama's dream girl." And he once derided people who support a sales or income tax in New Hampshire as "pathetic individuals [who] are obviously deaf, dumb, and blind (oops...audibly, mentally, and visually challenged)."

In March, Shakir sparked outrage during a meeting of the Conway budget committee, of which he's a member. At the time, citizens were enmeshed in debate over a proposed 11-percent budget cut to school spending (which was ultimately voted down). In response to a special education official who said there was "no such thing as an uneducatable person," Shakir told a gym full of citizens: "I would dispute that fact. There are certainly individuals that are uneducateable. I am simply suggesting to you and everybody else that there should be a line drawn where the taxpayer is responsible to educate certain people."

Shakir's statement drew a chorus of boos, calls to resign, and even a comparison to Hitler. To which Shakir responded, "If you don't like it, that's the way it is. You people are divorced from reality."

Charming individual.  And he's throwing campaign parties for Tim Pawlenty.  I wonder what the former governor's response is to this, and does he agree with Shakir that liberals are "brainwashing" people, that special needs children are "uneducatable" and that Obama is a "jungle alien"?

New tag:  The Moderate Tim Pawlenty.  Moderate enough to have a flaming racist asshole run part of his ground operation in New Hampshire.

StupidiNews!

• The FBI is warning that a hit list posted by Islamists on a known Jihadi web site is being taken seriously in the wake of possible retaliation for the death of bin Laden.
• With a lawsuit by the ACLU pending, Florida GOP Gov. Rick Scott has suspended his order to force all state workers to submit to drug testing.
• The US Supreme court has ruled 5-4 that police must take into account a suspect's age when questioning juvenile suspects and reading them Miranda rights.
• A Japanese expert on engineering failure says there's much to be learned from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster and is leading an official investigation.
• Microsoft argues that there's no reason to support the WebGL graphics standard as there are too many security holes in it.