Dear America:

"Obama's a Democrat? Those still exist? What the hell? Has this man not gotten the Clinton triangulation memo yet? It's been six months already!"

--William McGurn, WSJ

Bonus Verbatim The Stupid:

In itself, of course, there’s nothing inherently wrong with opting to forgo bipartisanship support for the sake of getting your ideas through. That, however, is not what Candidate Obama promised. And just think how the debate would change if the press were to begin describing Mr. Obama in a way that seems reserved for Republicans: a highly partisan president pursuing a narrow partisan agenda.

Because only Democrats want affordable health care, apparently. Six months in and the Village is shocked to discover Obama actually is trying to keep those promises on health care, the environment, and education. That's not why he was elected, he was elected to do what the Village tells him to do!

The nerve of the guy.