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• Over 250 inmates were injured at a massive prison riot at California's Chino prison facility on Sunday.
• More than one million have fled China, Taiwan, and the Philippines as Typhoon Morakot slams into Asia.
• A wave of car bombs in Iraq killed 48 on Monday, the third such wave of violence targeting civilians in 10 days.
• The Fed is turning to efforts to combat the commercial real estate crisis ahead of Tuesday's FOMC meeting.
• Convicted music pirate Joel Tenenbaum's defense team vows to fight on in the appeals process.