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• Bengals wide out Chris Henry is in critical condition after falling from the bed of a pickup truck during a fight with his fiancee.
• House lawmakers easily passed a $636 billion military spending bill that will now head to the Senate.
• The House also has passed a jobs and state worker stimulus bill to try to close the $32 billion budget gap states will face in 2010.
• Tiger Woods' indefinite departure from golf may cost the golf industry $220 million in 2010.
• Texting is now more popular than phone calls as the number of text messages in the U.S. doubled from 2007 to 2008.