Monday, January 4, 2010

Concern Trolling 110: The Village Troll

Class is in session, kids.  Today's lesson:  How to concern troll the President on teevee.  Our guest speaker:  former Republican chair of the 9/11 Commission, Thomas Kean.

 Kean said Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab, the 23-year-old Nigerian who failed in his attempt to set off an explosive on an airplane about to land in Detroit, “probably did us a favor.”

“We had an administration which was not focused, as it should be, on terrorism and that’s understandable,” Kean said. “They were focused on health care and global warming and the economy. That’s very understandable. Secondly, we weren’t really focused on Yemen and the terrible things that are happening there. Now we are and that’s a good thing. And, thirdly, there were holes obviously and the [intelligence gathering] system wasn’t working well. We found out it wasn’t working well and the president understands it’s not working well and now we’re focused on fixing it.”
How dare the President worry about health care, global warming and the economy!  The only thing that should matter is stopping Al Qaeda's endless army of crotch bombers and turning Yemen into a parking lot!  America's "focus" needs to be on cowering in fear because of the 99.99999999% chance you will not be killed by a crotch bomber!

Clearly the Obama administration has failed!  The only thing a government is good for after all is war, and the Obamabots can't even get that right!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But but but... the chyron graphics on the screen when CNN was giving Kean a megaphone to slander the President made it clear that Kean's middle name is "Bipartisan" so therefore his assessment is golden.

Zandar said...

Which is why this is the perfect Village Concern Trolling.

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