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• The Labor Department says it's adjusting the number of jobs lost over the last 12 months downward by another 800,000.
• 120 House Democrats are demanding a public option be put back in Senate health care bill through reconciliation.
• A judge has agreed with Gov. Schwarzenegger's plan to drop two state holidays for government employees.
• Planned mass strikes in Greece threaten the country's plan to reduce massive deficit reduction.
• Nintendo's Wii and EA's Modern Warfare 2 dominated the world video game sales charts in 2009.