StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The death toll in two separate attacks in Pakistan by Taliban targeting a minority religious group has reached 98.
• Volcanic eruptions in Guatemala and Ecuador have left several dead and injured.
• The House voted to extend jobless benefits for Americans out of work, but the Senate won't take action until after the Memorial Day recess.
• North Korea is warning the evidence that they sunk a South Korean frigate in March is false, drummed up by the US "just like in Iraq".
• An overwhelming majority of House Republicans and Democrats now say that only Congress is allowed to regulate net neutrality on the internet.