StupidiNews!

• Homeland Security officials say a record number or attempted terror attacks have been thwarted in the last year.
• The effects of the Gulf oil spill could reach the Bahamas over the weekend...
• ...as a BP worker who was at the rig before the explosion took the 5th Amendment rather than testify to federal officials in Louisiana.
• China is backing the euro "long-term", raising markets around the globe this morning.
• Dozens of House Democrats are now lining up against the FCC's net neutrality rules, saying they will cost jobs, and that only Congress has the authority to regulate the internet.