StupidiNews!

• University of South Florida scientists say they have discovered evidence of a second large underwater oil plume off the Gulf Coast.
• Heavy storms and tornadoes swept through Ohio yesterday, killing seven in the small town of Millbury and ripping the roof off a high school gym.
• Afghan president Hamid Karzai has ousted both the country's intelligence chief and Interior Minister after a tense weekend meeting.
• The airline industry looks to post a $2.5 billion profit in 2010 as new fees and a recovering economy power the sector's recovery.
• Digital copyright lawyers are hunting for big bucks tracking down downloaders and threatening to sue them in the UK, and the business model may be headed for the US.