Christine O'Donnell would like you to know that she is not a witch.
And really, the only thing better than this truly bizarre ad are the Wingers lining up to explain in all seriousness why this is the BEST POLITICAL AD EVER and now of course she'll win easily and the GOP leadership will totally embrace her because she's such a bowl of starbursty awesome flakes.
And if she loses, somebody gets turned into some sort of reptile. Maybe an amphibian, like a frog or Ben Roethlisberger. I don't know. You should vote for her because she'll totally put silly bands in the vending machines outside the library, and there will be more pep rallies so people can ditch 7th period.
Besides, real witches would kick her narrow ass on general principle.
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she's definitely not me, because i've never had to utter the sentence "i'm not a witch" in my effing life.
that is one bizarre and unsettling ad.
signed,
a regular reader who liked it better when wafflez wasn't all anonymous and shit.
Delicious starbursty awesome flakes.
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