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• Defense Secretary Robert Gates made what observers say is most likely his last visit to Iraq before he retires this year.
• Senate Democrats fought back to stop an effort by Republicans to strip the EPA of regulating greenhouse gases.
• Some 24 states are fighting over the high-speed rail stimulus money that Florida Republican Gov. Rick Scott rejected.
• Portugal will seek a $75 billion bailout from the EU as outgoing PM Jose Socrates declared the country had no other choice.
• Scientists are tackling the age old secrets of gravity, and one researcher argues that gravity is a result of thermodynamics.