StupidiNews!

• News organizations are reporting that President Obama has signed a covert order to arm and assist Syrian rebels against the al-Assad regime which is now using jet fighters to bomb rebel positions.
• Oregon State University researchers believe the US Pacific Northwest has about a 40% chance of being hit by a major earthquake in the next 50 years.
• The NCAA has appointed former Sen. George Mitchell to monitor Penn State's compliance with sanctions levied after the Sandusky child sexual abuse scandal.
• Car maker Fiat has stopped any additional European investment as the financial crisis in Europe has taken a huge chunk our of sales.
• Illinois has passed a law to stop employers from forcing employees and potential employees from having to reveal passwords to social networking sites.