StupidiNews!

• President Obama signed a number of executive orders and unveiled a list of legislative goals for Congress to tackle on gun safety, but any legislation faces near total GOP opposition.
• A group of America's CEOs, the Business Roundtable, is calling for Social Security and Medicare cuts and raising the eligibility age of both to 70.
• Islamist militants in Algeria are holding dozens of foreign energy workers hostage at a gas field in retaliation for the French escalation of ground forces in neighboring Mali.
• The FAA has officially grounded all US Boeing 787 Dreamliners after a rash of electrical fires in the planes.
• The federal court district of East Texas is back on top when it comes to patent trolling cases filed by foreign companies to attack US patent holders.