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• Rowan County, Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis remains in jail on contempt charges for refusing to issue marriage licenses, her deputies are expected to issue them starting today.
• Vice President Joe Biden says the decision to run for president in 2016 depends on his "emotional energy to run" after the recent death of his son Beau Biden.
• Former Clinton State Department aide Bryan Pagliano says he will plead the Fifth rather than testify to Republicans over Clinton's private e-mail server.
• The number of people grilling out this Labor Day weekend is on the decline as record beef prices and fewer barbecue grills mean a decline in cooking outside.
• Two North Carolina teenagers face child pornography charges after consensual "sexting" for nude pictures on their own phones.