StupidiNews!

• Iran's Supreme Leader now says last Friday's election results are "definitive" and is demanding and end to protests.
• High speed rail funding in the U.S. will get under way in September.
• Congress and the Pentagon are engaging in a showdown where lawmakers are trying to fund F-22 Raptor jets the military doesn't want.
• The Minneapolis Star-Tribune has become the latest major daily to file for Chapter 11.
• Apple's iPhone 3G S goes on sale across the world today.