Mark Halperin: Professional Douchecapacitor

I’m trying to figure out what Time’s Mark Halperin’s problem here is this morning with his bleating about Bain and how Mean Old Obama shouldn’t be trying to win or anything and should assume the position like a good Centrist Dem, but then I recall that the passive-aggressive Halperin is a douchecapacitor that stores grudges against the President and occasionally discharges his anger in order to keep from overloading and detonating like he did with the whole unfortunate “Obama is a dick” incident.  Here’s the opening of his salvo today:

Pause for two beats and pay Prizzi’s Honor-style homage to the ruthless killing machine that is the combined White House-Chicago operation.

Just no.  We’re really saying Romney’s decade-long self-inflicted gunshot wound to the foot is Obama’s fault, ten years after the fact?

 

They have parceled out their opposition research in a manner both strategic and tactical, selecting specific news organizations at times of their choosing to maximize the drip-drip-drip of the twin stories. They have used left-leaning Web outfits as recipients of over-the-transom gifts as effectively (cumulatively) as the Romney campaign uses Drudge. And they have seen the Boston Globe use its credibility to drive a ton of news.

Remember, there’s no difference between Drudge and MSNBC, they’re both full of propaganda partisans, unlike me, Mark Halperin.  You can trust me, not those awful lying partisans who are not Mark Halperin.  Remember, I think that Obama is just as bad for pointing out Romney’s idiocy as Romney is for being an idiot.  I’m a Centrist.

 

The Obamans have dominated numerous consecutive news cycles since the last unemployment numbers came out. And there is more to come for sure. The Gang of 500 is confident it is just a matter of time before Romney relents and puts out additional years of tax returns, an eventuality that the Obama campaign will drag out for days. When some said that the Bain issue was burning out through its use by Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and others in the nomination fight, Chicago was quietly confident the matter could be easily revived with new information and heavy advertising — and Chicago was right. And, make no mistake, the Obamans are sitting on even more research that they will unfurl down the road.

The rest of the GOP Clown Car Cavalcade couldn’t stick the knife in like that dick Obama. He’s just as bad if not worse than they are.  You should be careful around him or you’ll get CHICAGOED by OBAMANS.

 

From the President, to Joe Biden, to senior White House aides, to the entire re-elect operation — there has been impressive coordination on every one of their Bain-tax return hits, and there’s no reason to think that the teamwork will stop.

Teamwork is another word for thuggery.  CHICAGOED BY BIDEN.

 

So why is Halperin working the refs here when Halperin is the ref?  Real simple, he has to make up for this:

 

Halperin tweeted Sunday that he was uncomfortable with his image being used to back up a political point from the Romney campaign.

“To echo what NBC News’ Tom Brokaw said in January, when his image and voice were used in a Romney campaign TV ad, ‘I am extremely uncomfortable with the use of my personal image in this political ad. I do not want my role as a journalist compromised for political gain by any campaign,” Halperin said in a series of tweets.

So yeah, he can’t be IN THE TANK FOR OBAMA, so we get this mealy mouthed passive-aggressive bullshit.  The Douchecapacitor strikes again.  And now he has credibility where he can say “Hey I stayed out of this mess!” while continuing to attack the President he loathes.

It’s a good job if you can get it.

Statistics, Damn Statistics, And Libor

Remember folks, the Libor rate is the main international rate for determining borrowing costs from everything from car loans to your adjustable rate mortgages.  And for quite some time now, Barclays Bank has been playing that rate to benefit itself at your expense.

A top Barclays executive who quit over the bank’s rigging scandal told British lawmakers Monday that he was instructed by his former boss Bob Diamond to manipulate key inter-bank lending rates.

Jerry del Missier resigned two weeks ago over the scandal, which has also claimed the jobs of Diamond and Barclays chairman Marcus Agius and rocked the City of London, one of the world’s top financial hubs.

It had emerged that del Missier told Barclays traders to manipulate the bank’s submissions for the Libor and Euribor rates in a bid to make it seem as if other banks were more willing to lend to Barclays than they actually were.

Diamond has said that del Missier did this after “misinterpreting” a phone conversation between Diamond and Bank of England (BoE) deputy governor Paul Tucker in October 2008.

But asked by the British parliament’s Treasury Select Committee on Monday whether the phone call was “an instruction” from Diamond to cut the submissions, del Missier replied: “Yes, it was.”

Diamond, who stepped down as Barclays chief executive hours before del Missier on July 3, previously told the committee he had not instructed del Missier to manipulate the rates.

In other words, Jerry Del Missier knows where the bodies are buried, because he was the guy with the shovel.  He says he was acting under CEO Bob Diamond's orders at the time.  You're mad if you think that Barclays wasn't the only bank to shave points like this too.  they had every incentive to do so.

The Libor scandal basically works like bidding on valuables on one of those online auction sites.  Everyone names their price and they go from there, but if you knew ahead of time what the price was going to be by hacking the site, you could make your bid higher or lower to benefit yourself and then lie to everyone else about what your bid was, then pocket the difference.

You could say you bid $100 for that pair of shoes or whatever, actually pay $80, keep the $20 for yourself and nobody's the wiser.  The guy on the other end of that sale got stiffed $20 and he didn't know any better, too.  Barclays did the same thing only they skimmed a bit off the top of the daily Libor trade every day.  It added up to big, big money, and you and me were the guys getting stiffed.

And keep in mind Barclays' crime was getting caught.  The other banks?  I'm betting they did it too.  In fact all of us too that particular bet, and we lost billions playing.  That's the problem.  The purveyors of free market economics say we need less regulation in order to unleash the power of capitalism, and every time we do capitalism comes along and makes it a sucker bet in a rigged carnival game.  Libor is just another game rigged by the house so that the players always lose.

And as bad as the Dems are on this subject, always remember the Republicans want even more of that.

Now Those Are Some Long Odds

As a geek, I have zero athletic skill.  None.  For the most part I'm cool with it, but I do wish I could play golf.  I love walking the courses, and the satisfaction of hitting a ball Just Right is enough to keep me at the driving range.

I've never met this guy, but he'll be a legend on local golf courses.  Forever.  He just had his 13th career hole-in-one.  That in itself is amazing, especially for a great golfer but not a professional who just has sheer numbers going for them.

Now it gets crazy.  It's his third in 43 days.  It's his fourth in a year.

I'll be the first to admit I suck at math, but I can't even wrap my brain around those odds.  I know my odds better than to put money against him, though.

Celebrity Sighting, Springfield Style

John Goodman caught a Cardinals game in Springfield Friday.  He was in town for the Tent Theatre 50 Year Anniversary.  Goodman, a Springfield native and MSU graduate, has always been generous in supporting the arts and the community. It is rare for him to get out and be so social, however.

You can see Goodman in the shots of the game over here.  He's looking good, much healthier than the last several times I've seen him.

Eyes were peeled for Kathleen Turner and other famous Springfield citizens, and of course Brad Pitt.  So far reports were mum, but the odds are they'll turn up in random shots in the background.

It's not that we have famous people who have hailed from Springfield, but that they come back long after they have moved on to bigger cities and globe-trotting lifestyles that makes me happy to live here.  It reminds me that humble beginnings can lead to big things, and that I come from a place that is so awesome they still come back.

If nothing else, I figured Pitt would say a word about the new movement to decriminalize marijuana in Springfield.

Oops! FDA Spied On Employees

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Food and Drug Administration's secret monitoring of its staff raised hackles in Congress on Sunday after lawmakers learned their own offices were apparently targeted by the surveillance operation.

Six current and former FDA scientists and doctors filed a lawsuit in January claiming the agency tried to repress warnings about potential corruption in device reviews.

Documents detailing the surveillance operation suggest it was large-scale and that the FDA kept a list of targets including lawmakers and their aides, The New York Times reported on Sunday.

"It is absolutely unacceptable for the FDA to be spying on employees who reach out to members of Congress to expose abuses or wrongdoing in government agencies," said Representative Chris Van Hollen of Maryland.

Well, it doesn't feel so good when it hits home, does it?  Citizens have suffered incredible losses on the privacy front, and with less reasoning than what's going on here.

The FDA is going to have some uncomfortable moments in the coming weeks or months as this is investigated.  So far, the information coming in points towards a serious, widespread problem.  It will also draw a line and force an updated decision on what is reasonable, and what rights to privacy government employees can expect.

Another Milepost On The Road To Oblivion

OK, this is just about half a mile past too much on the Road to Oblivion, anyway.

A female relative accused George Zimmerman, charged in the murder of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, of sexually molesting her from age 6 to 16, according to new documents made public on Monday by prosecutors.

The female relative's name and exact relationship to Zimmerman was deleted from an audio tape version of her witness statement that was released to the media. Identified only as 'Witness #9' she would be aged about 27 now.

A spokesman for Zimmerman's lawyer Mark O'Mara told Reuters the defense team was preparing a response to the molestation allegations to post on its website later this afternoon and had no immediate comment.

Seminole County Circuit Judge Kenneth R. Lester ordered the document released under Florida's public records law.

I need a drink.  And I don't drink.   Seriously, this is just completely bonkers now, John Grisham on meth and Doritos couldn't write this legal disaster.

Is there anyone who George Zimmerman has met whose life he hasn't turned to a flaming pile of crap?

StupidiNews!

• The US Navy is expressing its regrets after a military supply ship fired upon a small boat in the Persian Gulf that repeatedly ignored warnings to leave the naval ship's proximity, killing several.
• The military court case against WikiLeaks informant Bradley Manning now includes evidence that he knowingly gave classified information to "aid the enemy" according to the government.
• A new McClatchy poll finds that Americans would like to see the Bush tax cuts extended for the wealthy as well as the middle-class.
• Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg has reportedly financed his $6 million home at a rate of just 1%, less than inflation.
• Valve is finally bringing the Steam gaming platform and several games to Ubuntu as more gaming companies are porting products to Linux.

Last Call

Nothing's going to pass Republicans in the House before they go on semi-permanent vacation to campaign next month, and that includes any House version of the Senate Dem bill passed in April designed to rescue the Post Office and save tens of thousands of jobs.

Republicans signaled last week that the House would likely not vote before the August recess on a postal bill from Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), the Oversight Committee chairman, and Rep. Dennis Ross (R-Fla.).

Senators and outside industry observers decried that holdup, saying that any delay reduces the chances of lawmakers coming together on a broad postal reform package. The Senate passed its own postal reform bill in April, and key senators are waiting to negotiate a compromise bill with the House.

“The longer the House delays reforming the Postal Service, the more likely it is that nothing happens,” said Art Sackler of the Coalition for a 21st Century Postal Service, a group that represents the private-sector mailing industry.

The postponement of work on the postal bill also comes as House GOP leaders have shown little to no interest in advancing the chamber’s farm bill, another piece of legislation that could be a tough vote for some in the Republican rank-and-file.

At the same time, with the November elections less than four months away, GOP leaders in the House have scheduled a series of messaging votes meant to highlight the differences between the parties on issues like healthcare repeal and extending current tax rates.

That has left some observers concerned that, even if the House can pass its bill after it returns in September, final negotiations on a postal revamp could spill over into the lame-duck session after the election.

Republicans are increasingly expecting to hold the House in November, so they figure they can delay all they want to.  They figure the country won't punish them for continually trying to sink the economy under President Obama by wasting everyone's time with meaningless message votes and job-destroying cuts.

They're probably right.  Of course, the fact that a large percentage of Postal Service employees are minority means that House Republicans can let the USPS fall apart, call for tens of thousands more job cuts, and then blame President Obama for the loss of middle-class jobs for African-American and Latino families.

It's worked so far.  There's no reason to believe it won't work again.

Best Work Perk Ever

Happy Monday!  While most of us trudge back to work, reflect on this:

Bart Lorang may be the best boss ever.

The CEO of Denver-based internet start-up FullContact API said in a market that is competitive for top talent, he wants to keep his employees happy and refreshed.

The flip-flop wearing founder offers his employees $7,500 for what he calls "paid, paid vacation," however there are rules.

"One, you actually have to take a vacation to get the money," Lorang said. "Two, you have to disconnect from work, so that means no calls, no emails, no tweets, no work of any kind."

Even Lorang admitted he has trouble following his rules.

"I suck at it," he said.

Good sir, I would be willing to give it a try.  Read the whole article for more awesomeness, including how he feels workers should be able to let go to do a better job in the long run.

Trial For Woman Who Killed Husband With Boiling Water

A judge has ordered trial for 39-year-old Jesusa Tatad, who, in a jealous rage, went into her sleeping ex-husband's room and allegedly poured a pot of boiling water over him. 

Tatad, a Daly City woman, was allegedly upset because she believed her ex-husband was seeing another woman; the couple had divorced, but were still living together at the time she doused him with hot water, according to press reports. 

Her fiery rage left him with second- and third-degree burns across 60 percent of his body, which eventually killed him, prosecutors say.

As if boiling water wasn't enough, as the man jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom, Tatad allegedly then hit him on the head with a baseball bat, according to the San Mateo County District Attorney's Office.

He had such a will to live that he still managed to flee and get the attention of a guard, who got him prompt medical attention.  It just wasn't enough.

Expect follow up when available.

Godzilla Teaser Gets Some Attention

SAN DIEGO — In an afternoon packed with new footage from films like The Hobbit, Man of Steel andPacific Rim, Legendary Pictures head Thomas Tull sneaked in one more little surprise for the Comic-Con faithful: A sneak peek at his studio’s upcoming Godzilla remake.

Showing scenes of a dusty metropolis crushed into a pile of rubble complete with hollowed-out buildings, the less-than-a-minute clip’s voiceover — by J. Robert Oppenheimer — intoned, “We knew the world would not be the same…. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture…. Vishnu takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now, I am become death, destroyer of worlds.’” Once the line was completed, the screen flashed to a brief look at a terrifying-looking Godzilla in profile.Without even saying what he was about to show, Tull told the Hall H diehards Saturday that he had something he wanted to share. What played was a short-but-oh-so-mouthwatering tease of the apocalyptic-looking Godzilla film.

“I’ve loved Godzilla since I was a kid, and frankly we just wanted to see a kickass Godzilla movie,” Tull said following the clip.

I've always wanted to see a kickass Godzilla movie, too.  The one with Matthew Broderick wasn't bad, but it wasn't what I wanted.  I wanted to see something more epic and show the full destruction of Godzilla's wrath.

I can't wait for them to release it for public viewing.  

President Obama In Cincy Today

President Obama chose Cincy’s Brent Spence Bridge as the backdrop to introducing the American Jobs Act last year, and the Queen City is once again in the spotlight today as he returns for another major visit to talk up his economic record here and what it means to the tri-state.  He’ll be at Music Hall around 2 PM this afternoon.  I’m hoping you have tickets, I’m stuck up here in Mason for the day.

Obama is holding a town hall event in Cincinnati, one of the state’s most heavily Republican areas. Ohio and Florida again are shaping up as the most intensely competitive states in the presidential race. 

White House aides said Obama will cite news reports suggesting that Romney’s plans for limited taxing of overseas profits by U.S. companies would encourage foreign job growth. The two candidates have repeatedly accused each other of outsourcing American jobs.

The White House said Obama will renew his call for extending the Bush-era tax cuts on all households except those earning more than $250,000 a year. Romney says the wealthiest Americans also should keep their tax breaks because they are the most likely people to create jobs.

And no, Cincinnati isn’t as Republican as you think.  Ask Mayor Mark Mallory, who is thrilled to see the President and is one of his strongest supporters in Ohio in his Enquirer op-ed this morning.

During the week of the Fourth of July, President Obama visited Ohio to talk about a great American comeback story made possible because of a bet on the American worker. 

He visits Cincinnati today with the same message, reminding residents of the choice between two very different economic visions, placed on two very different kinds of bets. Where President Barack Obama bets on America’s middle class, Mitt Romney bets against them. Where Obama is moving us forward, Romney would hold us back.

And as a mayor, I believe there are two areas where that contrast is most clear: economic security and public safety. Cincinnati is moving forward with the president’s policies that invest in the soul of our economy – our small businesses and manufacturers, teachers and safety forces. We have more work to do, but our city has a partner in the White House who understands how we leverage federal investments to promote local growth.

The Enquirer of course is immediately complaining about the expected traffic snarl.  That’s the Enquirer for you.  Still, I expect the President to continue kicking ass on the trail like he did this weekend in Eric Cantor’s neck of the woods.  There’s a reason he’s following that up with a visit to Orange Julius’s backyard today.

Guess who just got back today, driving all the orange men crazy.

Also, the Enquirer’s Amanda Van Benschoten is liveblogging the President’s arrival and visit here.

Boehner Crying Foul

It's funny, I remember Orange Julius screaming earlier this spring that President Obama was "campaigner-in-chief" and spending too much time fundraising and not "doing his job" in Washington.  Of course, we now find out that John Boehner has been fundraising himself and not doing his job in Washington and that he's bragging about it.

Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) raked in nearly $8.5 million in the second quarter of fundraising this year to protect his hard-fought GOP majority in the House.

According to a memo released by his political office on Sunday afternoon, the highest-ranking House Republican has raised close to $80 million dollars for GOP candidates – through his political committees, appearances at member events and contributions solicited from Boehner-signed National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) fundraising letters – since taking the gavel in 2011.

Cory Fritz , spokesman for Boehner’s leadership political action committee, The Freedom Project, attributed the hearty fundraising for House GOP races during a presidential election year, to the current policies of President Obama.

If you're wondering why the American Jobs Act died, why the House GOP has done nothing to help the American people and instead chosen to waste $50 million in 30+ votes to try to take affordable health care away from ten of millions of Americans, it's because they were too busy using the time to raise unlimited money from the fat cats who want to buy our government lock, stock and barrel.

The Obama/Romney race is certainly important, but we have to remember legislation comes from Congress, and we need to win there even more badly.  Should the GOP get control of the Senate and keep the House, we'll see nothing but another 2 years of useless votes...including ones on impeachment no doubt.

Should Romney win as well, you can kiss the last 80 years of legislation goodbye.

Retroactive Activity

And Mitt Romney's awful week, which started with the Vanity Fair piece about his offshore accounts and $100 million tax-deferred IRA account, has now turned into Mitt Romney's awful month.

Ed Gillespie, a senior campaign advisor for Mitt Romney, appeared on Meet the Press this morning to answer questions about Romney’s tenure at Bain Capital, and unveiled a new excuse for why Romney should not be held responsible for the company’s actions during a time in which he remained CEO and president:

GREGORY: He was still financially linked to Bain. And of course, a lot his fortune is due to his time with Bain. Even when he was on leave, does he stand by the business decisions that were made by the firm he created?

GILLESPIE: He actually retired retroactively at that point. He ended up not going back to the firm after his time in Salt Lake City. So he was actually retired from Bain.

"Retired retroactively" and got $100,000 a year for it.  And he's still hiding his tax returns from those years.  That's the most ridiculous thing I think I've heard so far this campaign season, and it included Perry, Bachmann, and Cain.



Mitt's campaign is openly bleeding now, and multiple Republicans are now calling for Romney's full disclosure, like William "The Bloody" Kristol.



It's coming apart for Team Romney now.  Completely.

StupidiNews!

• North Korean army chief Ri Yong Ho has been dismissed from his post due to "illness" according to state TV, stirring speculation a military power struggle may be underway.
• Angry Egyptian protesters greeted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's motorcade with thrown vegetables and chants of "Monica!" in Alexandria.
• Republicans have blocked legislation to give small businesses at 10% tax break as the Senate GOP was unable to force a permanent extension of all Bush tax cuts onto the measure.
• With Ohio pension funds losing $27.5 million as part of JP Morgan Chase's $5.8 billion in losses in May, Ohio AG Mike DeWine is filing the first state class-action lawsuit against the bank.
• A California judge has rung up flailing Blackberry maker RIM for $147 million in patent infringement fines for violating a patent with its enterprise server software.