Ahh, the power of national criminal databases. It's like apparently like Wikipedia, only with rap sheets and a few more mug shots. It must be tempting to just look up people in them if you're a cop. Of course, misusing that information is a major no-no, but that's besides the point.
The point is, if there's one person out there where trying to run a background check on would get you neck deep in Internal Affairs, the media, the Feds, the Secret Service, G.I. Joe, and black helicopters flown by government ninjas carrying little water bottles full of Vitamin Screwed, it would be Barack Obama.
Two DeKalb County police officers have been placed on paid administrative leave after an investigation revealed they ran a background check on President Barack Obama.Oh, my favorite part?
A representative for the DeKalb County CEO’s office identified the officers as Ryan White and C.M. Route.
Officials said Obama’s name was typed into a computer inside a DeKalb County police car on July 20 and ran through the National Crime Information Center.
The secret service was immediately notified and contacted the DeKalb County Police Department.
It is unclear why the officers ran a check on the president.Oh gosh, why would anybody want to question the background of the President? Why, I can't think of anybody who would seriously be questioning that on or before July 20th.
Can you?
[UPDATE 5:40 PM] Well actually, the answer to my rhetorical question above there is Pam Gellar, who apparently believes that Obama is in fact smart enough to con us all into electing him President, but not smart enough to take his Top Ultra Secret Black Ops Code Umbra Rainbow Barry Hussein X criminal record off the federal NCIC database, which these two cops would have found in like 10 seconds if it hadn't been for the Secret Service's super compartmentalized code word access only Obama Crime Database Hacking Squad.
The media wouldn't have checked that one first or anything. Nope. They're in the tank for Obama, right Pammy?
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