StupidiNews!

• A magnitude 7.0 quake centered just ten miles from the capital devastated Haiti, bringing down the National Palace.
• Despite campaign promises, President Obama will ask Congress for an additional $33 billion for Iraq and Afghanistan.
• At least one part of the stimulus program is quietly keeping hundreds of thousands of people off the streets as homeless.
• California's hopes for securing federal aid are dwindling, leaving the state facing a $20 billion shortfall.
• A number of lawsuits against AT&T seek class-action status to sue the carrier for taxing wireless internet access.