StupidiNews!

• Store theft will cost the average family of four an extra $423 this year as retailers pass the price of extra security and lost goods to consumers.
• The Justice Department is going after Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan for allegedly forcing hospitals to give its competitors higher rates.
• A number of political polls may be excluding cell phone only households, which may skew results towards the GOP.
• France enters its fourth national strike period as 20% of the nation's fuel stations are out of gas due to trucking and refinery closures.
• Scientists have tested tweets against the stock market and found the more calm the users, the better the Dow does.