Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Exciting New Horizons In Obama Derangement Syndrome

Hey there House Republicans!  You know, when you get tired of directly referring to President Obama as Hitler, you can go for the "our side is waging war on him just like Patton, Bradley and Eisenhower!" roundabout approach here like Rep. Joe Barton as he campaigns to be chair of the House Energy and Commerce committee.  He's got a slide show full of awesome to prove it, too.

Then comes the money slide, titled: "What's in Store for the Obama Administration," with photos of President Dwight D. Eisenhower and Generals Omar Bradley and George Patton in uniform.

"Speaker Boehner is our Dwight Eisenhower in the battle against the Obama Administration. Majority Leader Cantor is our Omar Bradley. I want to be George Patton - put anything in my scope and I will shoot it." 

Bonus points for that particular reference there, Joey Bag Of Crazy.  No word on if elected San Dimas High School Football Captain chairman he'll put in an arcade version of Castle Wolfenstein in the committee room where you get to put You Know Who in your scope and shoot it.

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