StupidiNews!

• President Obama will give a major policy speech on the Middle East today outlining where America goes from here in a post-Osama world.
• Rep. Gabby Giffords is recovering from cranial surgery and doctors say she is continuing to improve rapidly.
• The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is unveiling a new, simplified mortgage disclosure form that may be a new national standard by next year.
• Embattled IMF head Dominique-Strauss Kahn has resigned from the organization, setting off the international battle for his succession.
• Google chairman Eric Schmidt says blocking addresses to fight piracy makes the US "more like China".