StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Disorder in Cairo is waning after clashes between protesters and Egyptian security forces began at the Israeli Embassy there.
• US federal prosecutors are denying reports that they have cut an immunity deal with Mexican drug cartel kingpin Jesus Vicente Zambada-Niebla.
• Republicans are split over supporting many of their own proposals in President Obama jobs plan, especially a payroll tax cut for workers.
• World stock markets dropped Friday on news that European Central Bank President Jean-Claude Trichet admitted the eurozone had increased "downside risks".
• AT&T's response to being sued over the proposed merger with T-Mobile: "The merger will be a boon for customers".