StupidiNews!

• Novak Djokovic defeated defending men's US Open champ Rafael Nadal last night in 4 sets to take his first Open title and 3 of this year's 4 tennis major championships.
• Egypt's ruling military council says it will expand the country's state of emergency law, the same law ousted President Hosni Mubarak used to crack down on dissent.
• As Amtrak turns 40 this year, the fate of America's passenger train service remains very much in doubt.
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel warns against an "uncontrolled insolvency" for Greece as the markets put the odds of Greek default at 98% in the next five years.
• Scientists have found a method to separate a single photon of light from a beam, which could mean big news for quantum applications.