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• After weeks of speculation about his health, Ethiopian Prime Minister Menes Zenawi is dead at the age of 57 according to state television.
• Japan Press reporter Mika Yamamoto becomes the latest journalist killed covering the Syrian civil war, the 45-year-old was caught in the crossfire of a gun battle in Aleppo.
• At a press conference yesterday, President Obama warned the Syrian al-Assad regime that US military intervention remains very much on the table if Syria uses chemical weapons.
• Augusta National Golf Club, home of the sport's prestigious Masters Tournament, has finally offered membership to women, with former Bush Secretary of State Condi Rice among the new members.
• A proof-of-concept experiment could mean quantum computing may be able to be powered by single-molecule magnets.