StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Legendary comedian and actor Jonathan Winters has died at the age of 87.
• Two Georgia Department of Agriculture officials have resigned after reports surfaced about a "drunken fraternity party" atmosphere at a state-owned resort.
• The Obamas and Bidens have released their 2012 tax returns, with the President and first Lady having an effective tax rate of 18.4%.
• Tens of millions in endorsements could be waiting for the first openly gay pro team sports superstar to come out publicly.
• A massive coordinated cyberattack on Wordpress blog sites could be an attempt to build the largest botnet in existence.