StupidiNews!

• The US is suing disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong to recover money used to promote the Postal Service's sponsorship of his cycling team.
• A former Mitt Romney intern has been arrested for allegedly stalking as many as 15 women with what prosecutors said was the intent to blackmail them over nude photos.
• The State Department is scrambling to deal with Israeli allegations that Syria has used chemical weapons, which could trigger a possible US military response to the Assad regime.
• A compromised AP twitter feed report that the White House had been attacked caused a "flash crash" of nearly 150 points in the Dow on Tuesday afternoon.
• House Democrats are introducing legislation to shift federal subsidies away from helping rural customers purchase landline phones to broadband internet.