StupidiNews, Mother's Day Weekend Edition!

• A task force of parents, teachers, and elected officials in Newtown, Connecticut have unanimously voted to recommend demolishing Sandy Hook Elementary and rebuilding.
• The White House's west wing was temporarily evacuated early this morning as an electrical problem set off a smoke alarm, but nobody was harmed.
• A report written five days before the Boston Marathon bombing indicated the finish line was vulnerable and that local law enforcement should be aware.
• NOAA scientists say that CO2 in the Earth's atmosphere has crossed the 400 ppm threshhold, a level not seen for hundreds of thousands of years.
• An ammonia leak on the International Space Station prompted an emergency space walk for astronauts to repair the problem.