StupidiNews!

• A major winter storm has claimed 8 lives over the weekend as snow and ice continue to fall in the desert Southwest and Texas.
• China is warning the US to stay out of its dispute with Japan over the Senkaku Islands as Beijing's navy is moving to blockade the area.
• Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu voiced total opposition to this weekend's six-party deal with Iran, saying it is not a party to the settlement and that it reserves the right to take action for self-defense.
• By a nearly 2-to-1 margin, Swiss voters rejected a referendum that would limit CEO pay to 12 times that of the company's average worker.
• Texas's state school board has approved all but one science textbook with the science parts intact, with provisional approval for the last.