StupidiNews!

• The Trump regime will be rolling out Crossroads Media founder Mike Dubke as White House Communications Director, possibly as early as today.
• Vice President Mike Pence will head to Germany for a European security conference this weekend and to assure nervous EU leaders that the US is still committed to NATO.
• Trump's choice to fill the job of National Security Adviser, Vice Adm. Robert Harward, has declined the job for family and financial reasons.
• Government prosecutors in the Philippines have charged a vocal opposition critic of President Rodrigo Duterte with drug trafficking during her time as justice secretary. 
• Samsung vice chairman Lee Jae-yong has been arrested on bribery, perjury, and embezzlement charges over what South Korean prosecutors say are $37 million in Samsung corporate bribes.