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• Some 141,000 acres in across Southern California have been scorched by wildfires as a sixth blaze broke out in San Diego County, nearly 200,000 people have been evacuated this week.
• The Department of Justice is opening an investigation into Planned Parenthood's handling of fetal tissue after abortion procedures, a 2015 Senate investigation found no wrongdoing.
• World leaders will meet in Paris this weekend to find a solution to the crisis in Lebanon after the country's Prime Minister resigned while in Saudi Arabia, fearing for his life.
• UK and EU officials say they have reached a "breakthrough" in Brexit talks, but that only means more difficult post-Brexit trade negotiations for the UK's future place in Europe.
• After mastering the game of Go in three days in October, the IBM DeepMind team's newest AI, AlphaZero, has become a chess master in about four hours.