StupidiNews!

• A major nor'easter is dropping up to 18 inches of snow on Boston and New England today, blizzard warnings are posted as far south as North Carolina.
• Control of Virginia's House of Delegates will be decided today after the final race from last November was declared a tie, officials will draw a random winner today.
• The Turkish government is furious at the conviction of a banker with ties to President Erdogan, calling it an "unprecedented interference" in Turkey's affairs and vowing retaliation.
• Congressional leader from both parties met this week on averting a budget shutdown in two weeks, but another stopgap spending bill may be needed before January 19.
• Two major security flaws in Intel chips are leading to a flurry of security patches worldwide for servers as hackers could exploit virtual memory to deliver payloads of malware.