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• Democrat Conor Lamb has a lead of fewer than700 votes in last night's special election in Pennsylvania, Republican Rick Saccone says he won't concede as absentee votes are uncounted. 
• World-famous theoretical physicist and cosmologist Dr. Steven Hawking has died at the age of 76, the scientist and author made the universe accessible to millions through his work.
• German lawmakers have elected Angela Merkel to a fourth term as chancellor, but she faces a much weaker political position than before with a fragile coalition that could fracture at any time.
• Russia says it will not respond to an ultimatum from UK PM Theresa May without samples of the nerve agent supposedly used in last week's attack on an ex-Russian spy living in Britain.
• The Justice Department continue to oppose the AT&T/TimeWarner merger, saying it will raise cable bills and cost consumers nearly $450 million more each year.