StupidiNews!

• Eight journalists are among the 29 dead in Afghanistan as Taliban suicide bombers attacked the Afghan security HQ and then detonated a second blast to kill reporters who had shown up.
• WH physician Dr. Ronny Jackson will reportedly resign his position after his withdrawn nomination for VA Secretary, his temporary replacement Dr. Sean Conley will remain in the role.
• T-Mobile and Sprint are once again looking for a merger, betting that Trump-era regulators will be far more receptive to the $26 billion wireless carrier deal than President Obama was in 2014.
• Ohio refinery giant Marathon wants to buy Texas-based rival Andeavor for $23.3 billion, the combined largest US refinery company would control 17% of the nation's refinery capacity.
• Russia has built a floating nuclear power plant for use in the Arctic Circle, but environmentalists are sounding the alarm that the vessel could cause a disaster in rough weather.