StupidiNews!

• The Trump Regime continues to insist that children will be separated from families illegally crossing the border unless Democrats agree to hardline immigration reform by the GOP.
• The US and South Korea are expected to announce the end of joint military exercises dependent on North Korea keeping its promise to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula.
• China says it will target US oil imports as part of retaliation for Trump's $50 billion in punitive tariffs as the global trade war heats up, and Beijing could even turn to Iran in order to buy cheaper crude.
• Audi CEO Rupert Stadler has been taken into custody by German investigators to prevent possible evidence tampering involving the automaker's role in the 2015 Volkswagen diesel scandal.
• Disgraced former Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes and former company president Ramesh Balwani are facing multiple wire fraud and conspiracy charges over the defunct medical startup.