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• A fifth former Ohio State wrestler has come forward to say that Ohio GOP Rep. Jim Jordan knew about sexual abuse going on during the time Jordan was the team's assistant coach.
• A federal judge has rejected the Trump regime's request to allow detention of immigrant children for more than 20 days, calling the request "unconvincing" and "dubious".
• Eleven of the thirteen people trapped in a flooded cave in Thailand have been rescued, officials are hopeful that all thirteen will be rescued by the end of the day.
• Donald Trump's long-time personal driver for more than 25 years is suing Trump over 3,300 hours of unpaid overtime, the latest in a string of employees and contractors suing Trump.
• China is now churning out its own x86 server processor chips as state investment in technology is pushing out American chipmakers amid Trump's trade war with Beijing.